Player Profile

Wet Noodle

Poseidon main · 85% · also Odin 8%

Profile ID 1076794104

Steam Name History

Newest first, with the last time each name was seen.

  1. Wet Noodle
  2. Wet Noodle
  3. Wet Noodle
  4. Jethro Tull
  5. Zoom_Club
  6. Tuesday's Gone
  7. Got To Have The Funk
  8. Wet Noodle

Identity & Playstyle

Identity reads the last 26 known games. The score split reads every known game with an official end-of-game score; opening, timing and military read analyzed games.

Identity

Known · last 26 of 26

Poseidon main · 85% · also Odin 8%

  • Poseidon 85%22 games
  • Odin 8%2 games
  • Set 4%1 game
  • Loki 4%1 game

Pantheon split

  • Greek 85%
  • Norse 12%
  • Egyptian 4%
How is this read?

One-trick: top god in at least 90% of the last 26 games. Main: at least 60%. Pool: top two together at least 80%. Flex: no god above 40% with 4 or more gods at 10%+. Anything else is varied. Under 20 known games there is no label.

Playstyle

Analyzed · 0 of 26

Score split · all 26 known games

Balanced
Military 41%Economy 59%

More military than 47% of Poseidon players. Wins and losses weighted equally (42% in wins, 40% in losses).

Kills per loss
1.01
82 killed · 82 lost per game
Buildings razed
4.7
per game
Most resources
31%
of games

Opening, timing and military need 10 analyzed games.

0 of 26 known games have a parsed replay.

Rating & Form

All ranked · known rated games

1100120013001400 Peak 1449
Jul 25Last 26 rated gamesSep 9
7 days
±0
30 days
±0

Last 10

6–4
  1. W
  2. W
  3. W
  4. W
  5. L
  6. L
  7. L
  8. W
  9. W
  10. L

Games per week

0 in 12 weeks

Match History

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Head-to-head

Results between Wet Noodle and the players they have met · All ranked

Most met · 15 of 59

Wet Noodle1412 · mostly Poseidon
2–02 meetings
Antrax98281264 · mostly Shennong
Win rate vs
100.0%
Rating gap
+148 you
Last met
Aug 30
Rating swing
+32
  • Aug 30 Savannah PoseidonvsShennong Win +15
  • Aug 30 Oasis PoseidonvsFu Xi Win +17

God matchups

Wet Noodle's gods against every opponent god faced · All ranked

Win-rate scale<3030–3940–4748–5152–5960–6970%+
Your god \ theirsPoseidonOdinLokiThorGaiaHadesZeusFreyrKronosFu XiSetNüwaRaShennongOranos
Poseidon55 games 56%9 0%5 80%5 83%6 75%4 100%3 100%5 100%4 100%4 100%3 100%2 100%1 50%2 100%1 100%1
Odin6 games 100%1 100%1 100%1 100%2 100%1
Loki2 games 100%1 100%1
Set2 games 0%1 0%1

Only opponent gods faced are shown. Cells under 3 games are dimmed. Striped cells are mirror matchups.

Best matchups

  • Poseidon vs Zeus5 games · 5–0100%
  • Poseidon vs Freyr4 games · 4–0100%
  • Poseidon vs Kronos4 games · 4–0100%
  • Poseidon vs Fu Xi3 games · 3–0100%
  • Poseidon vs Hades3 games · 3–0100%

Hardest matchups

  • Poseidon vs Odin5 games · 0–50%
  • Poseidon vs Gaia4 games · 3–175%
  • Poseidon vs Loki5 games · 4–180%
  • Poseidon vs Thor6 games · 5–183%
  • Poseidon vs Zeus5 games · 5–0100%

Gods & pantheons

Major-god and pantheon results · All ranked · open a god for its minor-god picks

  • Poseidon22 games 72.7% 16–6 85%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Odin2 games 100.0% 2–0 8%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Loki1 game 100.0% 1–0 4%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Set1 game 0.0% 0–1 4%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

Pantheon split

  • GreekPoseidon 22 played · 16–6 72.7%
  • NorseOdin, Loki 3 played · 3–0 100.0%
  • EgyptianSet 1 played · 0–1 0.0%

Maps

11 maps · best and toughest need 10+ resolved results

Steppe Most played
6 played · 6–0100%
Megalopolis
5 played · 2–340%
Savannah
3 played · 2–167%
Watering Hole
3 played · 1–233%
Ghost Lake
2 played · 2–0100%
Oasis
2 played · 2–0100%
Air
1 played · 1–0100%
Anatolia
1 played · 0–10%
Mediterranean
1 played · 1–0100%
+ 2 more maps 2 games
Mount Olympus
1 played · 1–0100%
Yellow River
1 played · 1–0100%
Best map
Needs 10 resolved games
Toughest map
Needs 10 resolved games
Most played
Steppe 6 games

Context

Win rate by situation · buckets under 10 games are dimmed

Opponent rating

  • Opponent 100+ below 89% 8–1
  • Within 100 75% 9–3
  • Opponent 100+ above 40% 2–3

Game length

  • Under 12:00 100% 4–0
  • 12–20 min 91% 10–1
  • 20–30 min 50% 5–5
  • 30+ min 0% 0–1

Patch

  • Unlabelled patch 73% 19–7

26 known matches 0 analyzed archive through 2026-10-03 updated 12 hours, 55 minutes ago refresh queued