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iHave900Assholes

Not enough games for an identity label (20 needed)

Profile ID 1073891422

Steam Name History

Newest first, with the last time each name was seen. Only the 12 most recent are listed.

  1. iHave900Assholes
  2. iHave900Assholes
  3. iHave900Assholes
  4. johnniebravo1998
  5. johnnebravo1998
  6. i ♥♥♥♥ 2 CBAT
  7. UNIMPEDED LACTATING CATS
  8. SUPERIOR & UNYIELDIN PENETRATION
  9. shrek cuming for ur swamp
  10. Connecting...
  11. trump dittles kids
  12. 𓀊

Identity & Playstyle

Identity reads the last 6 known games. The score split reads every known game with an official end-of-game score; opening, timing and military read analyzed games.

Identity

Known · last 6 of 12

Not enough games for an identity label (20 needed)

6 of 20 games needed for an identity label.

  • Zeus 33%2 games
  • Set 17%1 game
  • Kronos 17%1 game
  • Oranos 17%1 game
  • Hades 17%1 game

Pantheon split

  • Greek 50%
  • Atlantean 33%
  • Egyptian 17%
How is this read?

One-trick: top god in at least 90% of the last 6 games. Main: at least 60%. Pool: top two together at least 80%. Flex: no god above 40% with 4 or more gods at 10%+. Anything else is varied. Under 20 known games there is no label.

Playstyle

Analyzed · 0 of 12

Opening, timing and military need 10 analyzed games.

0 of 12 known games have a parsed replay.

Rating & Form

Custom · known rated games

9009501000 Peak 1035
Apr 14Last 12 rated gamesMar 31
7 days
±0
30 days
±0

Last 10

3–7
  1. L
  2. L
  3. L
  4. L
  5. L
  6. W
  7. W
  8. L
  9. L
  10. W

Games per week

0 in 12 weeks

Match History

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Head-to-head

Results between iHave900Assholes and the players they have met · Custom

Most met · 15 of 19

iHave900Assholes1017 · mostly Zeus
1–12 meetings
Esquismi964 · mostly Freyr
Win rate vs
50.0%
Rating gap
+53 you
Last met
Mar 16
Rating swing
−34
  • Mar 16 Custom Scenario ZeusvsFreyr Loss −17
  • Mar 16 Custom Scenario HadesvsFreyr Win −17

God matchups

iHave900Assholes's gods against every opponent god faced · Custom

Win-rate scale<3030–3940–4748–5152–5960–6970%+
Your god \ theirsRaFreyrGaiaHadesSetShennongDemeterIsisKronosLokiOdinPoseidonThorTsukuyomiZeus
Zeus6 games 0%1 0%1 0%1 0%1 0%1 0%1
Oranos5 games 100%1 100%1 100%1 100%1 100%1
Set5 games 0%1 0%1 0%1 0%1 0%1
Hades3 games 100%1 100%1 100%1
Kronos3 games 0%1 0%1 0%1

Only opponent gods faced are shown. Cells under 3 games are dimmed. Striped cells are mirror matchups.

Best matchups

  • No matchup has 3+ games yet.

Hardest matchups

  • No matchup has 3+ games yet.

Gods & pantheons

Major-god and pantheon results · Custom · open a god for its minor-god picks

  • Zeus2 games 0.0% 0–2 33%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Hades1 game 100.0% 1–0 17%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Kronos1 game 0.0% 0–1 17%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Oranos1 game 100.0% 1–0 17%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

  • Set1 game 0.0% 0–1 17%

    No parsed replays for this god yet.

Pantheon split

  • GreekZeus, Hades 3 played · 1–2 33.3%
  • AtlanteanKronos, Oranos 2 played · 1–1 50.0%
  • EgyptianSet 1 played · 0–1 0.0%

Maps

3 maps · best and toughest need 10+ resolved results

Custom Scenario Most played
4 played · 1–325%
Jotunheim
1 played · 0–10%
Land Unknown
1 played · 1–0100%
Best map
Needs 10 resolved games
Toughest map
Needs 10 resolved games
Most played
Custom Scenario 4 games

Context

Win rate by situation · buckets under 10 games are dimmed

Opponent rating

  • Opponent 100+ below — 0–0
  • Within 100 33% 2–4
  • Opponent 100+ above — 0–0

Game length

  • Under 12:00 50% 1–1
  • 12–20 min — 0–0
  • 20–30 min 0% 0–1
  • 30+ min 33% 1–2

Patch

  • Unlabelled patch 33% 2–4

12 known matches 0 analyzed archive through 2026-10-03 updated 0 minutes ago